The Mummy Run

Today I ran for an hour and ten minutes.

My daughter, 7, plays tennis. Generally I drop her off at her courts and run on the track alongside at the club where she plays. Or I hop across to the gym (which is also at the club) and run on the treadmill. When I run on the track, my daughter is half proud of Mummy heffalumping away in plain sight of all her buddies and half embarrassed.

Generally her brother, 3, stays home and plays in the park or rides his bike. Today, because there was no one home to look after him (long story – some other time), he had to be dragged along for tennis. When I settled him down on the chairs near the courts with his toys and his books and asked him if I could run on the half km track, he nodded agreeably.

So I took off.

Exactly one minute later, I heard a wailing keening cry. When I turned around he was coming after me like a bullet. Mummy, mummy mummy, you wicked girl, I’m so scared, don’t leave me, he wept burrowing into my vest. Please don’t go where I cant see you

Sometimes a mum’s got to do what a mum’s got to do.


I ran for 70 minutes straight.

Except, instead of running the half-kilometer loop where I would have been out of his sight for quite a few stretches, I ran only along the length of the courts.

A distance of maybe 20 metres. Back and forth, back and forth.

Passing him playing in the mud every 7 seconds. Admiring the leaves he collected and throwing away the beer bottle shards he found from somewhere. Pulling a band aid off his finger as I ran, “because its getting too dirty to play with mummy”.

I ran for 70 minutes basically circling my son. Before I could get into my stride, I had to turn around and come right back. I ran without knowing how much distance I covered. I ran though I made myself giddy with the blink and you have to turn around loop. I ran despite the fact that my daughter rolled her eyes up at me every time I looked, because she thought I looked “so weird”.

It looked weird because it was weird. It was a really really weird run. The mummy run.

It was also the happiest run I’ve run in a long long while

Double crises of faith

This is a double crisis of faith.

Not only am I not running the Hutch Delhi Half Marathon any more, but it’s also not the Hutch Delhi Half Marathon any more. It’s now called the Vodafone Delhi Half Marathon.

This whole blog - hutchdelhihalfmarathon – is a lie based on a factual inaccuracy.

Since I’m not running the Hutch Delhi Half marathon any more, so anyone looking for any inspiration, amusement, empathy, sympathy, or even just plain old-fashioned pathetic-ity– is bound to be disappointed. In addition, because of the change in name even the Hutch Delhi Half Marathon does not exist any more. Except as the title on this blog, which really isn’t about it any more.

Its enough to make me lose my feeble mind.

I’m off to the gym, in order to reclaim the tiny little bit of it that I seem to be able to access when my body has been pummelled into submission.....





PS: Quick status on the running –

1. Ran 13 kms on Wednesday on the treadmill. Took exactly 80 minutes to do it. At a one degree incline which I read somewhere sort of approximates running on the track or road. Except I know its not true. Running in an air conditioned gym even at a 60 degree incline can never come close to approximating running anywhere in 35 degree centigrade with 90 percent humidity, even when you run in one of Delhi’s beautiful parks, where the air is laden with frangipani fragrance…
2. Funny side effect of the run on Wed – my elbows hurt. I think being held at an angle for an hour and a half must account for it. Unless of course I have discovered a secret nerve ending that connects elbows with shins and knees and ankles…in which case, can someone tell me how I can make a fortune from this discovery..?

Giving up - a brand new way to reach the finish line!

Its been 2 weeks since I last posted anything. Home computer hassles. Or maybe MTNL connection hassles since some sites just not loading,this one included! My feeling is that there may be some sign of intelligent life in my ancient pc yet, since the two sites it is consistently blocking over the past two weeks are Facebook and this blog, both of which, for me, are the biggest timepass on the planet...

Anyway, in order to singlehandedly perpetuate the myth of the lazy employee/ consultant using office resources to surf the internet I am now posting this from the office.

Lots of stuff to report.

1. I decided to not run the half marathon I have been training for.
2. Decided on the basis of not enjoying my run at all anymore, constantly worrying about 7 kms vs 9 vs long run vs oh god only eight weeks left and last year this time wasnt I doing eleven and not breaking into a sweat and am I eating right, surely i cant be too thin to run and now i am bloated so I cant run, why is my sugar avoidance not helping me run better yada yada yada..
3. Decided to simply run instead
4. Ran instead
5. Ran fine, no pressure, did 11 kms Monday last, then 7 on Wed, 9 on Friday and 5.5 on Saturday which beats any mileage Ive managed to get for the past four weeks
6. Happy bunny, running as much or as little as I feel upto without being traumatized by how ill prepared I am for THE RACE


There's many lessons hidden in there for me. Fortunately for the rest of you, only a few are making themselves apparent to me right now. So here they are

1. There's nothing like seafood slathered in coconut and spices to clear your head. All this confusion and trauma and obsession on distances and techniques and diet dissipated when a critical mass of prawn curry hit my system

2.Training makes me feel like Mummy's standing over my head telling me what to do, running feels like the exact molecular opposite, i.e I am racing far away from every Mummy figure I have ever known - from every ought and should in my life.

3. The hardest thing was getting over the attachment I felt for myself as a half marathon runner. I know Ive done it once before ( running the half marathon) but once is like a fluke - do it a second time and it really does become like a bad habit. Once I managed to rid myself of this self image - the noble, athletic, stoic, half marathon running type chick who has it all taped up, I could officially just fall apart and carry on again.

4. Since I am anything but noble or stoic, the only thing taped up about me is my mobile phone which is held together with masking tape and my chickdom is at least 20 years past me, giving up the half marathon part was not that difficult either


All of which brings me to 2 issues

a)Is my deciding to stop training a good decision? A decision you would have made? A decision a runner would make? Or have a I just quit and am trying to put a good face on it?

b) what on earth am I supposed to do with a blog that supposedly was to be a blog on my training for an event i am no longer going to take part in..? Since I no longer officially care about this whole thing, why will anyone else?

Will my two and half incredibly discerning and loyal readers please give me their views?

Running advice from prawn curry

The last week has been a zero run week for me.

On the other hand, I HAVE seriously depleted the marine life in and around the Bombay coast so I'm not as gutted as I might have been if I had had no practice on an empty stomach

I went to Bombay with the kids for my annual pilgrimage. We lived in Bombay for about 8 years, so i have wonderful memories of it. I remember particularly the wonderful food - prawn gassi and surmai fry at Trishna ( in the days when it was a small sidey restaurant where they sold you alcohol in quart bottles!, not the multimillion dollar industry it is now) and bombil fry at Gajalee, and pomfret stuffed with prawns in Sahiba and Berry pulao at Brittannia ... I can go on, but my keyboard is awash in my own drool..

I also remember running in Bombay. Running on Marine Drive, after office. Running in Priyadarshini Park, on Napean Sea road, with the tiniest loop in the history of running park loops, with one edge skirting the sea. And also running on the Mahalaxmi race course, with its slightly dug up loop, where all the serious runners went to train...

I remember my first race - it was a 5k for CRY, maybe in 1996 or 97. we ran down Marine Drive, from Chowpatty to Nariman point. They called it a Mini Marathon, and i was so excited to be running in anything that was even named a marathon, I practically floated two feet above the pavement the entire distance... Then, we ended up at the Palms, what used to be the Oberoi coffeeshop in the old days, where we proceeded to systematcially chow our way down the entire breakfast selection on offer, before winding up at noon...

Yes, Bombay is my favouritiest city in the whole world - where the food rocks and the running was easy...

However, this time I did no running. The presence of two kids, 7 and 3, stuck to me like tenacious barnacles 24X7 somehow put paid to that aspiration. I was staying at Bandra with friends, so was desperate to run in Joggers Park, which I havent actually run in before. I'd taken my shoes, my shorts and plenty of good intentions, but a bad cold and the kids hanging onto either shoe sort of stymied me.

To cheer myself up from my string of commendable failures and complete lack of trying in the past two or three weeks, I decided to concentrate on the food. So since I didn't run at all and have no progress to report, here's what i ate

1. Pomfret done whole in red rechaido masala
2. Prawns cooked in a seductive coconut gravy with the sharpest bite
3. Prawns Sookha, dry prawns stir fried with pices of onion and garlic and diced potatoes
4. Patranai machchi, fish parcels steamed in a yummy green chutney
5. Iranian berry pulao, with slivers of tart berries and chunks of meat wrapped up in buttery fragrant rice


Yummy yummy yummy. Now the foods just a wonderful memory and I'm back in Delhi. I should have gone out to the gym or the track today but I didnt, since my cold is much much worse, and even walking's making the pounding unbearable.

So tomorrow, if I feel better I shall hit the track. Lets see how it goes. I am no longer so anguished about my lack of progress. If I cant train for it, I simply wont run the half marathon. It wont mean the end of the world.

It's funny. I would have thought going back to the place where I have run so much - not just in the parks, but also, foolishly pounding the roads, running up from Napean Sea Road to Malabar Hill, from Malabar Hill to Walkeshwar, from Hanging Gardens down to Breach Candy... it would have made me feel worse about my current training impasse. But it didn't.

I just realized that running's given me so much pleasure for so long, that it really doesnt matter whether I complete a race or a distance or not. I would like to, and will try to. But if I cant, i wont beat myself up about it.

There's something about the spirit of Bombay that gives you such acceptance and wisdom. And the wonderful food just helps you to digest it....